She's Back and She Did Not Yield

The bikini walker took a middle of the road approach today, Memorial Day. Wearing her baby blue bikini and neon green running shoes, she slowly walked down the middle of the park frontage road stopping traffic and eliciting comments from passers by. She acknowledged no one and said nothing, She merely glided by languidly as though in a trance. Her ample physical attributes undulated in the sunshine. Drivers honked at her and yelled for her to get out of the way. She did not yield. She did not yield.